Hotdog Jokes

Ketsia dean

what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.

Anonymous
in Puns

I don’t put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.

Brodie

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit

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VVVVVita
in Puns

How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away it's chair

Anonymous
in Puns

A dog talks to a other dog and say Wow your a Hotdog

Gwen

Where do smart hotdogs end up?

On the honor roll!

Anonymous
in Feminist

Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? because they remind them of men's dicks

Anonymous

two hotdogs are walking accros the street one is walking slow what dose the 2 one say ketchup

Anonymous321
in Sister

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister ask me if I want some I said no then my sister ask my friend, and he always said no. Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor we have no ketchup, mustard or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor my sister ok. My sister left the kitchen to get something. I ask my friend what are you going to do then he took the hotdog bread open it and run is penis all around, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread then my sister came back My sister came back put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready she ate them I ask how was the hotdogs. My sister said I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty.

Anonymous
in Weird

You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis.........also sausage and hotdogs too

Anonymous
in Mustard

my dad was on a hotdog with ketchup

Anonymous
in Adult

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