McDonald's jokes
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.