Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family
Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Lets play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be Mcdonalds,
Cuz I'll be doin it and you'll be lovin it.
You walk into a mcdonalds and you ask for some extra mayo and they put to much on there. I say I didn't order a Mc cumshot
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.
whats the difference between McDonald's and a priest
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
bro go work at Mc Donalds your hairline inspired their logo
Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through
why do orphan love mcdonalds
because the initials is like mother and father
McDonald's was originally called 'Mac and Dick', so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest? nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns.
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
