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McDonald's jokes

Mayo

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

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    • Orphan

    Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

    Big Dick

    McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

    Priest

    What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

    Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

    Memes

    McDonald's memes

    Michael Jackson

    Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

    They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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    • Hairline

    Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

    McDonald's

    Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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    • Body

    Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

    Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

    Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

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    • Orphan

    Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

    Fat

    Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

    11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

    Priest

    What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

    nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

    Life

    Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

    Nike

    Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.