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Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.
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whats the difference between McDonald's and a priest
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo
is your body from mcdonalds cuz im loving it
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
In honor of Diddy:
The ice CREAM machine at McDonalds now works!
why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest? nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns.
What's the fastest thing on earth? An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
Lets play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be Mcdonalds,
Cuz I'll be doin it and you'll be lovin it.
Your hairline so bent the McDonald logo hairline made fun of it
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Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of jeff bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you and the mcdonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
If mcdonald's is fast food, the dairy queen is Fast Cream.
