Priest

Anonymous

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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Michael Jackson

Anonymous

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Offensive

Anonymous

Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?

They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

Air

Anonymous

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

3

Common

Anonymous

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

1

Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

0

Fat

Woman at Mcdonalds

Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

:D

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Priest

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a priest and McDonalds?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.

Priest

Cometodaddy

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

0

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.

Priest

Anonymous

What does McDonald’s and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns

2

Hairline

Anonymous

Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo

Twin Towers

Malaki

What’s the difference between twin towers and mcdonald’s

One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru

Nonce

Anonymous

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

Priest

Big_daddy_123

What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?

They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns

Order

Anonymous

You walk into a mcdonalds and you ask for some extra mayo and they put to much on there. I say I didn’t order a Mc cumshot

2

Yo mama

I eat Babies

YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO MCDONALDS THEY SAID, “sorry you’ve had enough mam”

Fat

Anonymous

life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people

Alabama

Funny Guy

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? “Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order please?”

Red

Anonymous

Roses are red Obama is well spoken im sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken