Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.
Elmo stop penetrating the orphan!!!!!
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget? A ventriloquist
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl Beyond belief her name was Rayne but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him but one day she did and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy actually snuck in Raynes house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End .
