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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

Hitler

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

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  • Bleach

    My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.

    Chemist

    Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

    A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!

    Hitler

    When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

    But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

    Gas

    What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

    You die of laughter.

    Dow

    What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.

    Hitler

    You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

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  • Romance

    I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

    Firefighter

    A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.

    Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?

    Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.

    Store owner: But still, why?

    Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.

    Store owner: Oh, I get it now!

    Polish

    Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀

    Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳

    Polish

    In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

    His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

    Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

    Emo

    What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

    My Chemical Romance.

    Emo

    What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?

    My Chemical Romance.