My son asked me how i'm so clean,"inside out.". I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can not helium, you have to curium. If you can not curium, you have to barium!
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2? I think your over reacting
removing the polish with chemicals: đ
removing the Polish with chemicals: đł
What do you call two emo's in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
God you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population of orphans
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
What do highschool kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didnât attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
what is michael jackson's chemical? the HE-HE-lium.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance
(Yet another post.)
one day chemistry teacher asked his student whose name is Raj waht is chemical formula of water the Raj replied HIJKLMNO TEACHER WHAT IS THESE RUBBISH THE RAJ REPLIED YESTERDAY YOU THOGHT CHEMICAL FORMULA OF WATER IS H2O,
