Meat jokes
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.
Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.
"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."
The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.
"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.