What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What's green and smells like ham.
Kermit the frogs fingers
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ̈Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
Cuz it's a ham-burger isn't it?
Johnny Eats a lot of ham so he catches lots of spam
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)
Bob: usudgbhdkb g Ham: usudgbhdkb g
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
What's the similarity between your mum and West ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass
Some guy: making a sandwich
Me: rages to put the ham in
Boiled ham us what you call a dead Russian
An Orphan is at a barbeque and is getting food, A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Shala titnic ko bhi yamlok jana pada Ham toh aadmi h.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
White on white crime l, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!
You’re momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
