What’s green and smells like ham.

Kermit the frogs fingers

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ¨Sorry, we don’t serve food here."

What did Batman do when he went shopping?

Got ham!

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich

What’s the difference between a bird and jam? You can ham your cock in a bird but you can’t bird your cock in a jam

What did Jim say to Jeff?

“I killed your ham.”

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Chuck Norris is a ham weiner