What's green and smells like ham.
Kermit the frogs fingers
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ̈Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
Bob: usudgbhdkb g Ham: usudgbhdkb g
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Some guy: making a sandwich
Me: rages to put the ham in
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
Cuz it's a ham-burger isn't it?
Johnny Eats a lot of ham so he catches lots of spam
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An Orphan is at a barbeque and is getting food, A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Shala titnic ko bhi yamlok jana pada Ham toh aadmi h.
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What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
White on white crime l, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!
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Why did the Hummingbird ham because he forgot the the words
