What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
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Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
Skedaddle skedoodle, imma go beat my noodle.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle
*karen walks into MCcdonalds lady at the counter:HI what can I get for you today?? Karen:i want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE lady at the counter:yes miss Karen:I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS lady at the counter:*sweats* Karen:THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW SKINY NOODLE
what do you call a fake noodle....An imposta [hysterical laugh]
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don't know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big sizes ramen noodles there
Roberto : Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol. Judd : Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Two people walk down the road one sais to the other mitch we past weight watchers 2 minutes ago he responds jake the noodle shop is just here you been carrying that shit on your head for 14 years
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop
whats the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
