Cook jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
None, they both eat out.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!