My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
Why was the asian late to class
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't knows to cook Pizza?
Domi-don't-knows....
what do you call engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
Chiefs is an Eggcellent cook
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
Yo'Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
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What's a peadophiles favorite cooking Ingredient...... Fresh meat
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
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Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
