My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
Why was the asian late to class
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook
A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't knows to cook Pizza?
Domi-don't-knows....
I respect woman’s choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook
what do you call engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered womens' shelter?
Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her.
Chiefs is an Eggcellent cook
Americans: i will cook the pizza Italians: I Cooka De Pizza
