Cook jokes
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.