Vegetarian jokes
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"