A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moal,religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral,religious or health reasons can still be a cocksucker so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons
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Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
