What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef
What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Why do vegetarians give a anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at a adult book store because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
what’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? the wheelchair
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew? Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
