What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
Why do vegetarians give a anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at a adult book store because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
What do vegetarian zombies eat? -- Graaaaiins.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
What’s another term for a lesbian? A vagetarian
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person
what’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? the wheelchair
