Vegetarian jokes
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
I had to give up my vegetarian diet. Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.