(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Why do nuns walk in groups?. So one “ nun” can keep an eye on the other “ nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting “ nun”.
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Opposite day be like in doors
Figure : finally I can see
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me
Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.
Only a genius can say this
EYE YAM STEW PEED
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
A married woman asked her husband if he saw future then the husband answered her " I have no Eye dear"
say eye, smell map, say ness. (I am a penis!) HA HA!
[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope
What did the right eye say to the left?—Between you and me, something smells!
