If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Crackers
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
So I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said "Yes ma'am." She said "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said "Okay, thanks bitch."
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Would you like to try African food??
They would too.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
