Food Jokes

in Puns

My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her


Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

in Depression

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

in Animal

Why do the French eat snails? – They don’t like fast food.

in Puns

I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Joker was just kidding

Would you like to try African food??

They would too.


A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.


What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Crackers


Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?

While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.

in Anti-jokes

What is the similarity between a joke and food?

Some people just don’t get them!


Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.


What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, ‘African food’


What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips

in China

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.

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in Little Johnny

Little johnnys teacher asks him “Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?” little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.

in Death

I was watching my boyfriends dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with the him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When i looked down, he appeared to be dead. My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn’t know what to do ,so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waiting for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said ,”you know , your dogs been a little depressed lately…”

in Emo

Like if you love food!!

in Depression

Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it


would you like to try african food? they would too

in Puns

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, No atmosphere.