Food jokes
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.