Food Jokes

Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

What is a cannibal's favorite food? Crackers

Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?

While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.

My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

What is the similarity between a joke and food?

Some people just don't get them!

I was in the mood for some dark meat so I called my black friend.

if your waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?

French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips

Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything and person #2 orders a chili.

Person #1: Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?

Person #2: No you can have it.

Person #1: Ok, thanks…

Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.

Person #2: That’s about as far as I got too!

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Jokes are like food

Not everyone gets it

The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”

When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á ràpe?

Cuz the cheese got rapped

What does an cannibal call people in water

Sea food