If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
So I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said "Yes ma'am." She said "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said "Okay, thanks bitch."
Would you like to try African food??
They would too.
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.