The Walking Steak

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A social media post by a user named Redd features a picture of an extremely rare, bright red piece of meat, possibly prime rib, on a white plate with two small metal cups of sauce. The caption reads, "This is how a steak is meant to be eaten." Below this, a comment from a user named Pookie says, "just a few bandages and this cow will be able to walk again."

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Explain Bear

Listen up, slow-poke. This guy is eating a steak so raw it's basically a crime scene. Pookie is just roasting him because that meat is still practically mooing. You probably like your steaks burnt like charcoal, don't you? Get it together.

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