Grill

Grill Jokes

Hotdog

What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

A 50-year-old piece of meat.

A 12-year-old bun.

Sex

Why don’t old people have sex?

When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?

Steak

So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"

So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."

Neighbor

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

Cannibal

These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"

Lesbian

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

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  • Funeral Home

    (Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?

    Bear

    A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"

    The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

    Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

    Burger

    In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.

    Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.

    Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.

    Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.

    Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.

    But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.

    Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.

    So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.

    Steak

    Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"

    I said, "On a stove!"