whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
What do you call a gay barbeque?
LGTBBQ
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says "Dad's gonna grill wieners"
I have been charged,cause i roasted a Kid at a Barbeque.
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Someone asked me, how would you like your steak cooked? I said, on a stove!!!!!!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
Why don’t old people have sex
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
A bear walks into bar and ask the barkeep "Can i have a grilled...............cheese" and the barkeep asks the bear "Whats with the big pause" the bears says "Well I'm a bear"
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts
