What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
