What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Why do vegetarians give a anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at a adult book store because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
What's a peadophiles favorite cooking Ingredient...... Fresh meat
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
