Meat jokes
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.