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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

Mary had a little lamb. Key word is had, her dad’s favorite meat is a human

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?

None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

Whats the difference between a 12 year old girl and a freezer?

Only one screams when you put your meat in it.

I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

How do you eat a meat?

  • you steak it in your mouth

What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different? When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.

What do McDonald’s and priests have in common… They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns

What is the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer Balls, two for under a Buck!