Meat Jokes

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out


Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

in Priest

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

in Michael Jackson

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Skeet mr peet
in Offensive

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

igloo and you
in Skinny

I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!

in Cow

What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!


What’s the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

in Offensive

Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?

They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

Refried beans

Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.

in Animal

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.


What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

in Refrigerator

you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.


What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.


whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don’t moan when i put my meat in

Whats the difference between a priest and McDonalds?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.

David Arndt Jr

An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

fatass phil
in Priest

what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun


What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.