Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Meat Jokes
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!
What’s the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?
They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They’re under a buck.
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don’t moan when i put my meat in
Whats the difference between a priest and McDonalds?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.