What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf
Gambler
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am." "Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet." The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man." "I am. But the steaks are too high."
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work
What do McDonald's and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
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What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
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Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
