What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don't moan when i put my meat in
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
what does Micheal Jackson do with his meat? " Just beat it " His song btw lol
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
I was in the mood for some dark meat so I called my black friend.
