Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

Mary had a little lamb. Key word is had, her dad’s favorite meat is a human

Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin

Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?

None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

Whats the difference between a 12 year old girl and a freezer?

Only one screams when you put your meat in it.

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

How do you eat a meat?

  • you steak it in your mouth

How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different? When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.

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