whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

What’s the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!

What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

Gambler

A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man.” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”

What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast

Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin

What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

if there is a hair, the meat is ruined

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