Difference

Anonymous

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

Deer

Anonymous

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

Difference

givemeyourmeat@gmail.com

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

Hamburg

J0K3_M4ST3R

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

Fat

Kitchen spamz

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

Common

Anonymous

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

Difference

JB

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

Puns

Anonymous

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

Difference

Jake Paul

What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!

Chef

David Arndt Jr

An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

Priest

Anonymous

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

Priest

Cometodaddy

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

High

Anonymous

Gambler

A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man.” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”

Flat

Deez Nutz

What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast

Puns

Anonymous

Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

Hair

Anonymous

if there is a hair, the meat is ruined

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