whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

if there is a hair, the meat is ruined

Gambler

A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man.” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”

What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?

None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.

2 pedophiles meat each other. Then the one asks if he wanted to trade 2 of 5 ,for 1 of 10

I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "