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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

Mary had a little lamb. Key word is had, her dad’s favorite meat is a human

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

Whats the difference between a 12 year old girl and a freezer?

Only one screams when you put your meat in it.

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

How do you eat a meat?

  • you steak it in your mouth

What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

What’s the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? Refrigerators don’t que*f when you pull your meat out.

What do McDonald’s and priests have in common… They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns

How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different? When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.

What is the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer Balls, two for under a Buck!

What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.