Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

Mary had a little lamb. Key word is had, her dad’s favorite meat is a human

Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin

I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

Whats the difference between a 12 year old girl and a freezer?

Only one screams when you put your meat in it.

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

How do you eat a meat?

  • you steak it in your mouth

What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

Q.What do you call a cow with only two legs A. lean meat

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns

What do McDonald’s and priests have in common… They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns

meya eat meat all her sinsis go off whin she eat meat.

What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

What is the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer Balls, two for under a Buck!

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