Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
Whats the difference between a 12 year old girl and a freezer?
Only one screams when you put your meat in it.
What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different? When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.