Meat Jokes

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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

Anonymous
in Priest

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Skeet mr peet
in Offensive

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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igloo and you
in Skinny

I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!

Anonymous
in Cow

What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!

Anonymous

What’s the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

Anonymous
in Offensive

Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?

They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

Refried beans

Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.

Anonymous
in Animal

What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?

Deer balls. They’re under a buck.

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Anonymous

What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.

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Anonymous
in Refrigerator

you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.

J0K3_M4ST3R

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

Anonymous

whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don’t moan when i put my meat in

Whats the difference between a priest and McDonalds?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.

David Arndt Jr

An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

fatass phil
in Priest

what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun

JB

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

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