Difference
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They’re under a buck.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common
They both put their meat in 10 year old buns
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
Gambler
A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man.” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined