Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned and the steaks are higher.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call an idiotic cow
A mis-steak!
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I am mis-steak.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks? Mine is meat-eor than yours
Gambler
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am." "Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet." The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man." "I am. But the steaks are too high."
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
My wife said she wanted steam vegetables with her steak so I put her father in the hot tub
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
“Roar”
