According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".
*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*
Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"
Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bouncer, a roided-out spic with a rainbow tat, clocks Jamal's bulging crotch and waves him in: "Ay, negro, you look like prime BBC, get on stage and shake that jungle booty for papa." Jamal oils up quick in the back, slathering his ripped abs and thick thighs till they gleam like polished ebony. He hits the pole as "Ebony Stallion," twerking his phat black cheeks to bass-heavy beats, dollar bills raining as horny patrons hoot "Work that mandingo magic, boy!" But mid-grind on a lap dance for a sweaty white daddy, who's slurping Jamal's swinging sack like it's chocolate milk, Rico's cartel creeps slink in, disguised as patrons but packing heat under their cholo jeans. One beaner goon grabs Jamal's ass mid-twerk, whispering "Time to pay up, pinche coon, Rico wants that black hole stuffed with Mexi-meat." Chaos erupts: strobe lights flash, lube flies, and Jamal dodges a hidden shank while his dick slaps faces in the scuffle. He bolts to the VIP room, but it's locked.. inside. He hears moans and cartel laughter. Outside, the goons close in with zip ties and poppers.
Poll Question: How should the hung hood n***a escape the beaner goons?