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@ender

WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
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Nude

    • I met a lewd nude in Bermuda

    Who thought she was shrewd: I was shrewder;

    She thought it quite crude

    To be wooed in the nude;

    I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her.

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    • Child

    • Father heard his children scream,

    so he threw them in the stream.

    Saying, as he drowned the third,

    "Children should be seen, not heard!"

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    • Dynamite

    • Willy found some dynamite,

    couldn't understand it quite.

    Curiosity never pays;

    It rained Willy seven days.

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    • Doctor

    • The doctor gave me 6 months to live.

    So I shot him.

    Judge gave me 20 years.

    Problem solved.

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