Meat

Meat jokes

Yt

    • What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

    Meatcanyon.

    (Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

    Michael Jackson

    • What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?

    "You are not alone."

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

    A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.

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    • Whopper

    • We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

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    • Meat memes

    Cow

    • What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

    What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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    • Male

    • What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

    Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

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    • Sister

    • I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

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    • Blonde

    • What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

    Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

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    • Homework

    • Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?

    Students: Eggs.

    Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?

    Kids: Bacon.

    Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?

    Kids: Homework.

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    • Priest

    • Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?

    A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

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    • Hitler

    • Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

    Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

    (To circumcised people)

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    • Sex

    • Yes, sir.

    Four big guys and they grab on my thighs. Blow up my guts like the 4th of July. If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry. Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.

    He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'. Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan. When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing. Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'? He said yeah I'm not leavin'.

    I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'. Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby. That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven. Hawkin' f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC. Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston. Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'.

    Bitch, hop on the dick do a split. Shout out Lil Baby. My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' on him if he don't have tits. I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz.

    There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs. They blow my guts like the 4th of July. If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry. There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.

    Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole. Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso. Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh). But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that. Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden. The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden.

    Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat. I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet. And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap. And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets. And I'm beatin' on my meat.

    Bitch. We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs. And they gon' bust on my eyes.