Disney jokes
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
I just bought two new biro pens.
One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.
They're filled with monster's ink.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏