Disney jokes
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Me always :
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
I just bought two new biro pens.
One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.
They're filled with monster's ink.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet? Mufasa.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!