Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
Have you seen my Mousecatool? Oh Toodles?
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon Because she will let it go
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan. The tour guide said “That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member” Well done Lewandisney
Your so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: I don't use condoms I use my drawbridge.
