What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq -not my joke
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat? Put barbecue sauce on it
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?
A jump rope!
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Father’s Day
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks? Mine is meat-eor than yours
Me: roasts my annoying cousin. Everyone at the barbecue...
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Someone asked me, how would you like your steak cooked? I said, on a stove!!!!!!
How can you tell your dad a gay barbecue cuz all the hot dogs taste like shit
