Barbecue jokes
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
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What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Memes
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.