Big feet equals mini meat
If a gay peson is vegan how does he have sex he will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throught
meya eat meat all her sinsis go off whin she eat meat.
Drake has to much meat donate to the people in need
i would tell you a joke about meat but the stakes are too high
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed? Ground beef
Why don't humans eat raw meat, because they use technology to cry about raw meet is good, go and leave bro, I'm going to ear sushi
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat? Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
What is the definition of polish sausage? 🐴 🍖 horse meat
What is one thing humans do before they eat? They beat there meat to make nuggets
I went to the local butchers and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says "I had to fire her too"
Alternative punchline:
I had to all social services, she was only 14
what's similar between mcdonalds and priests? they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
I Was Hiting My Hand And My Mom Asked Me What Am I Doing I Said Im Beating My Meat
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
Meeting a girl at a park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
The best quote by king jong un. Meeting girl in park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when ..."
Why do they call Melenia Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer; Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat"!
