Meat jokes

How do you eat a meat?

You steak it in your mouth.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Big feet equals mini meat.

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?

Ground beef.

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.

What do you call a pig at the beach?

Bacon.

What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?

Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.