Meat jokes

When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.

How do you eat a meat?

You steak it in your mouth.

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Big feet equals mini meat.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.

What do you call a pig at the beach?

Bacon.

I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?

Ground beef.

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?

Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.

Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?