Meat

Meat Jokes

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.