We are coming out with a whopper that is similar to a priest cause it has also has its meat between 5 yr buns
Big feet equals mini meat
If a gay peson is vegan how does he have sex he will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throught
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
