Tragedy jokes

Suicide is never the answer.

Suicide is the question.

The answer is yes.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

What is stronger than family?

The tree Paul Walker hit.

Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

911 jokes usually go over my head.

Then it hits me.

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?

Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?

Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.