Tragedy jokes

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

Suicide is never the answer.

Suicide is the question.

The answer is yes.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she got hit by a bus.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."