Tragedy

Tragedy Jokes

North Tower

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

Terrorist

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

Plane

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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  • Family

    It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

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  • Priest

    A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

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  • 9/11 victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

    Pizza

    On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

    Pilot

    Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

    Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

    Orphan

    "Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

    "No, not until their parents pick them up."

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  • Suicidal person

    What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?

    "If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."