Tragedy jokes

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

Suicide is never the answer.

Suicide is the question.

The answer is yes.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

I woke up in my bed today.

What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.

What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Why did Sally not come home from school today?

Because she got hit by a bus.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

Who's an orphan?

You are.

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.