Tragedy jokes
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
saddest youtube comment :(
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!