Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
best friend makes 9/11 joke
you: hey my dad was inside the tower
best friend: im sorry
you: I always knew he was a great pilot
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Teacher: Ok class I'm going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don't worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries just watching a kill cam
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
