15+ Best Puppet Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Party

partying with elmo

Three people with shocked expressions look at a white counter with a line of white powder and an Elmo puppet in front of it.

Party

Partyyy

Three people are looking at a red Elmo puppet on a counter, they all show shock, especially the man in the middle, the others have hands up in the air.

Question

A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."

Fnaf game

When you let drunk people make a fnaf game

The image displays a distorted and strange scene from a video game. On the left, a version of Freddy Fazbear gives a thumbs up. A large Freddy is in the middle. On the right, Chica is holding two cymbals, and the Puppet is standing in a box. In red letters, the image says "Cursed Freddy Nights DEMO".

Day

elmos bad day

A red Elmo puppet stands outside on a dirt and grass surface. Someone points a large silver revolver at Elmo. The background is blurred, showing a tree.

Fight

The image shows a meme with two panels asking "Who would win?" The left panel contains a picture of Elmo, while the right panel shows Rocco, a rock from "Sesame Street."

Body

A still image from the Muppets. Gonzo, a blue puppet with a large nose and grey hair, is looking at Kermit, a green frog puppet. The text below the image says, "Gonzo uses his psychic powers to crush Kermit's brittle, amphibian body."

Account

A screenshot of a Twitter (or X) feed on a dark background. The top section shows 'Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper' with a 'Subscribe' button and the text 'BREAKING: Official Elmo account hacked'. Below this are three posts from a verified 'Elmo @elmo' account.
The first tweet, posted '44s' ago, reads: 'Elmo says ALL JEWS SHOULD DIE. FUCK JEWS. DONALD TRUMP IS NETANYAHU'S PUPPET BECAUSE HE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD AND NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED.'
The second tweet, posted '7m' ago, reads: 'RELEASE THE FILES @realDonaldTrump CHILD FUCKER'.
The third tweet, posted '10m' ago, reads: 'Kill all Jews.'
The bottom of the screenshot shows '7:22 PM . 13 Jul 25 . 2.2M Views'.

Conspiracy

A surreal image features Barack Obama offering a blue pill, set against a backdrop of drones, news logos, and matrix code.

Corner

A picture of Elmo wearing a hat and binoculars. The text says: "As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on history."

Interaction

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a person in two panels. In the first panel, the person is looking straight with a flat, emotionless expression. Above is the text "I don't act or look like how I am." In the second panel, the person has a similar expression but is looking slightly to the right and the text above it reads "So what is me?". Below the two panels is a paragraph that is hard to read due to the image overlayed, but reads: "I'm forced inside this meat mannequin, this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived and implied upon. Every social interaction leads definitive conclusions on me as an idea. The millions of me in everyone else's mind. The only true "me" is stuck inside 6 inches of skull and nobody can ever see it.". A distorted image of a pair of red, teary eyes is overlayed on the bottom left portion of the text.

Snitch

The image shows a puppet of Ernie looking angry holding a long thin object. Below him another puppet, Bert, looks terrified. There is text below the puppets: "This is what happens to snitches!" Ernie suddenly shouted. The last thing Bert ever saw was his own blood spraying across the mirror.

Papa

come to papa

A red Elmo puppet is laying seductively on a bed.

Song

Three puppet characters are sitting on a bench in a park with fall foliage. The puppet to the left is Elmo. He is red with big eyes and a big nose. There are two other puppets next to him. The meme has the text "But what if Elmo is just singing along to Elmo's favorite song? Can Elmo say it then?"

Dance

A green frog puppet, Kermit, is dancing happily, waving his arms in the air and kicking up his legs. He is in an empty room with wood floors and a small, decorative garbage can next to a black object.

King

Version

A four-panel meme using the "You Guys Are Getting Paid?" template. The characters' faces are replaced with heads of animatronics from Five Nights at Freddy's. Panel 1 shows the Puppet saying "I CAN EXPLAIN". Panel 2 shows Balloon Boy saying "YOU EXIST IN 5 DIFFERENT VERSIONS WHILE I HAVE ONLY 3". Panel 3 shows Mr. Hippo saying "3? I ONLY HAVE ONE". Panel 4 shows a boy labeled "PHANTOM BONNIE" asking "YOU GUYS EXIST?"

Approval

A green puppet with big eyes and a black shadow gives a thumbs up. The puppet is Kermit.

Jokes

Self Harm

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

Fruit Ninja

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

Miss Piggy

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.