Start of an Interactive Game: BBC Bounty Cartel Story

Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And honestly if you find this story offensive you should probably get off this site in general, this is where we make CRAZY jokes people!!*.

Now with that out of the way, let's get started!

Episode 1:

Jamal's a thuggish nga from the projects, all cornrows, gold chains, and a foot-long schlong that swings like a pendulum. Classic mandingo myth bullshit. He "borrowed" 50K from the Velvet Cartel, a pack of horny wetback thugs led by Rico, a swarthy spic with a mustache like a pornstache and an obsession for "exotic dark meat." Turns out, Rico don't want the cash; he wants to bend Jamal over and pound that "tight black bussy" till it bleeds salsa. Jamal overhears the plan while slurping a 40-oz in a taqueria. Rico's goons joking about "breaking in the black boi's chocolate starfish" with their uncut chorizos.

Jamal bolts, his massive bulge bouncing as he runs, but the cartel's hot on his heels. To hide, he ducks into a dingy white-trash bar, spots a bleach-blonde Karen bartender with fake tits and a "Trump 2024" tattoo. He sweet-talks her into the backroom: "C'mon, snowbunny, lemme show you what real mandingo dick feels like. Stretch that pink pus wider than the border." She's screaming like a bih in heat as he rails her raw, c*mming buckets to "earn" a fake ID. But mid-oatmeal cream pie, cartel beaners burst in, AKs cocked. Turns out the Karen's Rico's sidepiece, traded for cartel coke. Jamal nuts one last time, grabs a tequila bottle, smashes the window, and leaps out... now cornered in an alley, pants around his ankles, sirens blaring like a hood raid.

What should Jamal do next to escape the spic sodomizers?