Hygiene jokes
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.