Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex."
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH
BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS
My Anus smells
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
You should know its important to wash your sex toys that's why priests invented baptism
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
You’re so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the lysol didn't kill.
When your at school and you have to wipe your ass but it only one ply... Your finger breaks through... mmm Finger lickin good
