Jim

Unregistered

What do you call an Indian? Person in red cart a pack of Maltesers

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Why do I call my priest daddy

Because he raped my mom when she was 13

She's 27 now

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

Why did that fish cross the road?

Just for the Halibut(hell-of-it)