Herpes jokes

What's the difference between herpes and my dad?

Herpes stays around.

What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.

What's the difference between a plane and a woman?

At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?