Herpes Jokes

What's the difference between a plane and a woman

At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek