What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Herpes Jokes
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
