I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
You smell!
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, mouthwash
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
