Hygiene jokes
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Memes
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.