Hygiene jokes
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Memes
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂ðŸ¤ðŸ¤
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.