Hygiene jokes
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.