Germaphobe's Fist-Bump Revelation

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! So, you got this dude who's all "Oh no, germs, I can't shake hands!" He thinks he's being super safe by doing a fist-bump instead, right? BASED. But then, BAM! Some other dude rolls up and asks if the guy he just fist-bumped is "Johnny Shit-Knuckles," a "porn-star legend"! Your boy, the germaphobe, just went from avoiding a handshake to touching hands with someone who's, let's just say, *very* hands-on with his work. The humor, my little smooth-brain friend, is in the ultimate, disgusting irony! He thought he dodged a bullet, but he just high-fived the whole damn arsenal! You're probably just now realizing why it's funny, huh? That's okay, bear's here to help.