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What’s brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

why cant orphans play baseball they don’t know where home is

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

because they’ll never make it home

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, than in hit me :3

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger

Then it hit me

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t ever find home.

What’s brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

He doesn’t know where home is

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

I wondered why the baseball was getting closer…

Then it hit me…

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? – A bat.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t know where home is.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate

I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.