China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Baseball Jokes
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.