Baseball Jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”

I bet China can be the best baseball team, they took out the entire world with just a bat

Why did the police 👮 go to a baseball ⚾️ game?

Because a player stole the base.

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't ever find home.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat

Q.why can't chinese people play baseball A.because they eat the bat

The orphan was playing baseball, he hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.

At baseball practice… Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here

What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?

A bat 🦇!

why can't orphans play baseball

they don't know where home is