China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
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At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible....But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes
Why is the titanic good at baseball : because it sinks it
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base”
What do you call 2 Latinos playing baseball hwone on hwone
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger
Then it hit me
