Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

What’s brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t ever find home.

Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad’s voice. Brad said I’ve got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you’re up to bat next.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Why did the police 👮 go to a baseball ⚾️ game?

Because a player stole the base.

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? – A bat.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

He doesn’t know where home is

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why couldn’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home! 😂

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat

What’s brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.

Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.

why are orphans bad at baseball cause they cant go home

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

because they’ll never make it home

What is a animal that is always at a baseball game?

A bat🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇

What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?

A bat 🦇!

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