Hygiene jokes

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

I'll put white in your smile.

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.

What do bubbles get when they’re sick?

The suds.

Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?

He kneaded a turd.

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣