Hygiene jokes
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud. Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles. Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My ass itches.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?