Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
I ain't shaking any ones hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking any ones hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
My Anus smells
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the lysol didn't kill.
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin good
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean
You should know its important to wash your sex toys that's why priests invented baptism
You’re so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
And toothbrush
So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH
BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
