What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period
Period Jokes
How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from
What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying “i’m on my period.” the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she’s done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i’m good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
I make science puns, but only periodically :3
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
When your exercising and you feel the “gush”
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming…a blood bath…bud um pst
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she’s off? Her socks are tye-dye.
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I’d explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad’s cock tastes of blood.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!