What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period

I make science puns, but only periodically :3

a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying “i’m on my period.” the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she’s done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i’m good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?

IT JUST DOES!!!

People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I’d explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming…a blood bath…bud um pst

Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart

What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

I make sience puns periodically

When your exercising and you feel the “gush”

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!