What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period

How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

I make science puns, but only periodically :3

What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying “i’m on my period.” the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she’s done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i’m good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming…a blood bath…bud um pst

What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?

IT JUST DOES!!!

People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I’d explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

I make sience puns periodically

How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she’s off? Her socks are tye-dye.

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? – She started her period.

When your exercising and you feel the “gush”

How can you tell if your sister is on her period ?

Your fathers dick tastes funny

Woman jokes aren’t funny, period.

Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guys body they notice when they walk over he has a boner the first doctor decides why not fuck him he still has a boner left in him the 2nd says well he’s dead and I I’m a virgin the 3d one says I can’t I’m on my period and then says okey why not he already dead it’s not like he doesn’t smell bad after all that they go to walk out and the guy pops up and says thanks for saveing my life pumping blood back into my body…

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