How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What is a orphans favorite period? Homeroom
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period A blood transfusion
Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed up by a period.
if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
