Period Jokes

Brown_Poison

What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period

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in Puns

What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

Riddles

Anonymous

How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

Sport

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? -- The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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no1

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

No home :(🤧

in Orphan

Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor

Don

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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Erection

Anonymous

a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

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Anonymous

When your exercising and you feel the “gush”

Daughter

Anonymous

Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)

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in Puns

I make science puns, but only periodically :3

Hippie

Anonymous

How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.

Woman

Anonymous

When younger girls say I want my period or it will not be bad

*eating chocolate in bed crying * 😂😂 My face at them when they say that 🤣🙄😵 Them I got my period *them hurting*. Me: told u

Adult

Anonymous

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month

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Woman

Anonymous

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

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-The Orthodox-

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

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Forehead

Anonymous

Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period

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Puns

Anonymous

I make sience puns periodically

Joe Ace

Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?

IT JUST DOES!!!!

Dick Balls

what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst

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