Period Jokes

What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period

How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? -- The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

I make science puns, but only periodically :3

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.

Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods

When your exercising and you feel the “gush”

Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period

what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst

Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?

IT JUST DOES!!!!

I make sience puns periodically

Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? -- She started her period.

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.