Period jokes
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
I make science puns, but only periodically.