By using this site, you agree to its use of cookies. Read more

How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

I make science puns, but only periodically :3

What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period

a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying “i’m on my period.” the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she’s done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i’m good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming…a blood bath…bud um pst

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?

A period.


Because it marks the end of a sentence.

What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart

How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she’s off? Her socks are tye-dye.

I make sience puns periodically

How can you tell if your sister is on her period ?

Your fathers dick tastes funny

Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? – She started her period.

What happens when you finger a gypsy on her period , you get your palm read !

Woman jokes aren’t funny, period.

Why do women have periods??? Because they deserve them haha…

When your exercising and you feel the “gush”

Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guys body they notice when they walk over he has a boner the first doctor decides why not f... him he still has a boner left in him the 2nd says well he’s dead and I I’m a virgin the 3d one says I can’t I’m on my period and then says okey why not he already dead it’s not like he doesn’t smell bad after all that they go to walk out and the guy pops up and says thanks for saveing my life pumping blood back into my body…

Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?


I make chemistry jokes periodically

People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I’d explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

A 90 year old man takes a Viagra Strips of naked lies down in a ally way three chicks walks on by a blond a brunette an a red head

The red head sed I’m not letting that go to waste so she strips of an rides him when she’s finished The brunette then strips of naked an rides him the blonds now worried because she just got her period the red head sez he’s dead don’t let it go to waste so she strips of naked an rides him then he wakes up he then send wow two jump starts an a blood transfusion I’m good to go !

Uh uh f... me, daddy