Period jokes
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb? IT JUST DOES!!!!
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation? A period. Why? Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”