How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
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Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
I make science puns, but only periodically :3
How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
When your exercising and you feel the “gush”
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Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods
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Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? -- She started her period.
