Brown_Poison
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? -- The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
When your exercising and you feel the “gush”
Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)
I make science puns, but only periodically :3
How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.
When younger girls say I want my period or it will not be bad
*eating chocolate in bed crying * 😂😂 My face at them when they say that 🤣🙄😵 Them I got my period *them hurting*. Me: told u
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
I make sience puns periodically
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst