What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period

How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying “i’m on my period.” the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she’s done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i’m good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

I make science puns, but only periodically :3

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart

what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming…a blood bath…bud um pst

What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she’s off? Her socks are tye-dye.

Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?

IT JUST DOES!!!

People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I’d explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

I make sience puns periodically

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

How can you tell if your sister is on her period ?

Your fathers dick tastes funny

Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? – She started her period.

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her you get your palm red for free

Woman jokes aren’t funny, period.

When your exercising and you feel the “gush”

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