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Things

Brown_Poison

What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period

Puns

:3

I make science puns, but only periodically :3

Die

Anonymous

a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying “i’m on my period.” the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she’s done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i’m good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

Tampon

Anonymous

How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

Puns

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

Woman

Anonymous

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

Screw

Joe Ace

Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?

IT JUST DOES!!!

People

SANSationalPuns06

People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I’d explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

Girl

Dick Balls

what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming…a blood bath…bud um pst

Forehead

Anonymous

Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period

Prostitution

HOEmaker

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

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Cart

Anonymous

What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart

Game

Don

What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

Puns

Anonymous

I make sience puns periodically

Feel

Anonymous

When your exercising and you feel the “gush”

Game

Musla

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

Daughter

-The Orthodox-

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

Girl

J0K35

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods

Sister

Anonymous

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!

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