How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
I make science puns, but only periodically.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
