What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period

I make science puns, but only periodically :3

How do you embarrass an archeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

What is a prisoner’s favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying “i’m on my period.” the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she’s done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i’m good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart

People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I’d explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?

IT JUST DOES!!!

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period

I make sience puns periodically

what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming…a blood bath…bud um pst

When your exercising and you feel the “gush”

How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she’s off? Her socks are tye-dye.

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods

How can you tell if your sister is on her period ?

Your fathers dick tastes funny

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month

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