Period

Period Jokes

Punctuation

What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

Hockey Player

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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  • Student

    A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

    Man

    A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

    Pedophile

    What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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  • Morbid jokes

    a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

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  • Death Penalty

    Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor

    Hippie

    How do you know a hippie is on her period?

    Her socks are missing.

    How do you know she's off?

    Her socks are tye-dye.

    Girl

    What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?

    A blood bath.

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  • Pimp

    What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

    Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

    Girl

    Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

    Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

    Mother

    How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?

    She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

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  • Daughter

    Daughter: So, I got my period.

    Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!

    Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?

    Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.

    Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)

    Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)

    Lady

    Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?

    She started her period.

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