Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing, infact, it's Dublin!
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Two baked beans travelled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues