Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
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I am the family disappointment
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!
Also me on the car ride home:
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
My girlfriend and I:
Me when school ends on a Friday
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing, infact, it's Dublin!
Bye bye Jerry!
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Our Deaf Friend
Reasons for having a shower
Willy Wonka meme
Two baked beans travelled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
