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𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Does it look like I give a fuck D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

Registered on 9/1/2021 · 26 followers · Last active 10 months ago

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

It's 5050

The image displays text on a black background. It reads: "3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad. It's 5050."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Goosebumps

The image shows the word "Goosebumps" in a stylized purple font. Below the title there are two geese in water, with human arms attached to their bodies, giving each other a fist bump.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Boeing

The image contains the text "When one door closes, another one opens." - Boeing attributed to Boeing

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

A purple paper shredder stands tall with four origami ninja turtles lying in front of it. The shredder has a silver top and shows shredded paper inside. The origami turtles are green with different colored weapons attached to them.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

The image shows a meme with two parts. The first part is text that reads: "I promise I won't get too crazy tonight" followed by "3 drinks later:". The second part of the meme is an image of a homemade tank with a bulldozer blade in front, in front of some destroyed building and an incomplete sentence: Man in homemade tank destroys small town, helpless police have no way to s...

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

The image shows a two-panel meme featuring Spongebob Squarepants. The top panel reads: "Moms when you buy something with their money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a wide-open mouth and shocked expression. The bottom panel reads: "Moms when they buy something with your money", paired with an image of Spongebob with a cute and innocent face, and hands on his cheek.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Now that's the piece I'm missing!

The image shows a figure with a jigsaw puzzle pattern over it. There is one missing piece in the head area. A hand is holding up the last puzzle piece, which is labeled 'ONE BILLION DOLLARS'. The text on the image says 'Sometimes all a person needs is that one missing piece'.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Extended warranty-

A close up image of a cat looking directly at the camera with wide eyes. Above the cat is the text "Hello sir, We've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty-". Below the cat image is the text "made with mematic".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

It's Christmas!

A grumpy-looking cat wearing a Santa hat with the text 'It's Christmas' above the cat and the text 'Yippee' below.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Yeah

The image depicts a cartoon character from The Simpsons falling down a set of stairs. Each stair has a year on it, from 2012 to 2019. The character is labeled 'Me'. The text above the image says, "Me every year: 'next year will be better'" and "Next year:"

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

🛏️

The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a very hard, uncomfortable, stone-like bed with the text “My bed when I try to sleep:”. The second picture shows a very luxurious and comfortable bed with the text “My bed when I try to wake up:”.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

It's that time is year again!

An inflatable Santa Claus figure stands in a yard in front of a house decorated with Christmas lights. The text on the image reads, "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Helicopters...

The image shows two panels. In the top panel, a large helicopter is carrying two buses. The second panel shows, "9 months later", a smaller, red bus with a rotor on top, flying. The text "LEEMHINE" is on the bottom left.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket!

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Me trying to make improvements to my life

The image shows Spongebob Squarepants with a determined look on his face, holding a glass of water in one hand. He is positioned next to a trash can with some odd-looking contents sticking out of it. The text above the image says, "me trying to make improvements to my life".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

The image is a side-by-side comparison of two Spongebob characters. The first one is labeled "Students" above his picture and the US flag below. The second one is also labeled "Students" above his picture and the Union Jack flag below.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Me in group photo:

The image shows a line of forks, all standing upright except for one which is bent and lying down. The text above the image reads: "no one: absolutely no one: me in group photo:".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Madatgascar

The image shows a four-panel grid with the island of Madagascar depicted in different colors and with different expressions. The first panel is red with an angry face and the caption "Madagascar", the second is green with a happy face and the caption "Gladagascar". The third is blue with a sad face and the caption "Sadagascar". The fourth is a red car with the caption "Notagascar". Below, a picture of Greta Thunberg with the caption "Madatgascar".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."

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