What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!