What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
Baz
How do get a nun pregnant! Fuck her
Why did the Irishman use 3 condoms? Yo be sure to be sure to be sure
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
How do fuck a really fat chick? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
I rang my boss and said I’m really sick I won’t be coming into work, my boss said Davo your sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now? I replied well I’m in bed with my sister!
I got caught masterbating in the bath buy my mum! I said MUM I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!