Hygiene jokes
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Two nuns in a bath.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?