Hygiene jokes
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!