Hygiene jokes
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
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A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*