Hygiene jokes
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Memes
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
My dick itches.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.