Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
