B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Like if you have balls.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.