B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Like if you have balls.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Poop and balls through the walls!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D