B.A.L.L.S. jokes

Like if you have balls.

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

Why are Santa's balls so big?

Because he comes once a year.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

No one misses them.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?

A King Kong ball.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

Why can't Asians play cricket?

Because they will eat the ball.

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

You soak balls, get it?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahoy Mateys.

Ahoy Mateys who?

Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.