I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy's clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...". The mother cuts him off and says "just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me." Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting "I'm leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier." Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. "Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer."
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
the gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
Like if you have balls
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
call me willma, willma balls fit ya mouth!!
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.