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Hand sanitizer

hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

Fr

The image shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above an image of Elmo from Sesame Street, who appears to be in flames and is yelling in pain.

Order

Your local comrade · 2 years ago

The top half of the image shows a sign that reads "Employees Must Wash anus" with a symbol of hands washing. Below the sign is a cartoon character with a serious expression. At the bottom of the image is the text "Good soldiers follow orders."

Toothpaste

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A digital painting depicting a man lying wounded on the ground in front of a burning landscape with a medieval castle in the background. The text above reads: "6 year old me after trying my parents toothpaste instead of my strawberry rainbow unicorn toothpaste."

Towel

Cupツ · 2 years ago

my friend tbh

A person in a white shirt and a blue scarf waving their wet hands around to dry them, with the text: "When you need to dry your hands and there aren't any towels left."

Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, an ant is shown happily eating a crumb, thinking "Man, these are the best crumbs I've ever had!!" In the second panel, a man looks shocked, exclaiming "Ayoo dude no wayy!!" In the third panel, the man is holding up a sock with white fluid on it, saying, "I thought I lost this cum sock ages ago!!" The fourth panel shows a close-up of the ant, now with a disgusted expression.

Shit

Mafuyu Asahina · 2 years ago

Hmmm

A sign on a window says "CLOSE BECAUSE SOMEONE SHIT ON THE FLOOR" with a sad face drawn below it.

Hand sanitizer

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

Dam

The image depicts a text that says "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:", followed by an image of Elmo engulfed in flames.

Hand

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a pink-shirted man tells a blue-hoodie man, "Oh, I don't shake hands. I'm a germaphobe." In the second panel, the pink-shirted man asks, "How 'bout a fist-bump!" as they perform a fist-bump. In the third panel, a green-shirted man approaches the blue-hoodie man, who is walking away, and asks, "Dude! Was that anal-fisting-porn-star legend, Johnny Shit-Knuckles?!" The pink-shirted man looks on in surprise. In the fourth panel, the pink-shirted man has a look of extreme horror and disgust, realizing who he just fist-bumped.

Hand sanitizer

NIFFTY · 2 years ago

tru tho

The image shows a text saying "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer*" followed by "A cut I never knew existed:". Below the text is an image of Elmo from Sesame Street engulfed in flames with a distressed facial expression.

Poop

XI · 2 years ago

A meme showing a character from Halo, a spartan in blue armor, saying "Wait, That's illegal". The text above the image reads "When you poop then wipe but nothings there".

Patient

Ohio-Chan · 3 years ago

I just hope the patient wasnt a man and has no prostate problems

A man from the movie The Mummy looks shocked. The text says "Me: *licking the knife after I'm done* The other surgeons:". In the top left corner, there is a smaller picture of the same man in the same movie holding what seems to be a plate.

Whore

arsonisfun · 1 year ago

A picture of Sonic the Hedgehog next to the text: "If you shower naked, then you're a whore."

Poop

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone screen with a sad Bart Simpson face on top and the text "Fake Smile". Further down it says "one of those nights", followed by a music player with the song "Hope" by XXXTENTACION playing. The screen also shows a message from "Mom" saying "Clean your poop out the shower NOW!!!! This is the 17th time."

Sock

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A hand holds a black box of Kleenex tissues with gold and white accents. It reads: "Kleenex FOR MEN. Now with spermicide." An illustration shows a pair of socks with the tagline "Ditch your special sock."

Bed

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An illustration shows a bed divided into two sides. One side is labeled "MY SIDE" and appears clean and organized, while the other side contains items like "spiders", "unknown stains", "medication", "xbox controller", "two loaded handguns", and an "empty pringles can".

School

Chez · 2 years ago

POV school bathrooms

A fish is sticking head-first out of a toilet bowl. The toilet is white, and the floor is tiled.

Hell

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.

Hand sanitizer

stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The meme shows the text "Me: *puts on hand sanitizer* A cut I never knew existed:" above a picture of the character Elmo engulfed in flames.

Friend

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon girl is shown looking distressed. The text on the image says "When you offer some Nutella to your friend and they don't want to use a spoon. Don't stick your finger inside!"

Shower

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The original poster asks "Y'all pee in the shower?" One commenter replies, "How else am I gonna wash my feet?" Another commenter says "With your tongue like a normal person".

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