Poo

Poo jokes

Name

    • There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.

    One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:

    Police: "What’s you name?"

    Shut Up: "Shut Up."

    Police: "Where's your manners?!"

    Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."

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    • Poo memes

    Knock knock

    • Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."

    She said, "Who's there?"

    I said, "I Eat eat my mop."

    She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."

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    • Cat

    • This is how big cats were named.

    "I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

    "Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

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    • Shit

    • You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

    Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

    Roast

    • Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

    Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

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    • Anus

    • What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

    "Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

    I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

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    • Mom

    • My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

    We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!