Poo jokes

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

Snort poo poo.

What’s the opposite of poo?

Why did piglet go to the bathroom?

To search for Poo.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

Sorry to hear you feel like poo!

I poo 11 times a day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Pee pee poo poo wall.

There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.

One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:

Police: "What’s you name?"

Shut Up: "Shut Up."

Police: "Where's your manners?!"

Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did app.

I did app who?

You did a poo.

Why did the cow say moo?

Because he had to go poo.

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Me: Knock knock.

My sister: Who's there?

Me: I eat mop.

My sister: I eat mop who?

My mind: I eat my poo.

My sister getting it.

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!