Why did piglet go to the bathroom? To search for Poo
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
DEJA - POO
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
snort poo poo
today I told my Sis knock knock and she said who’s there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who
charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....
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what do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo? Yung flung dung
why did the chicken cross the road? to poo in the toilet
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Knock knock who’s there I did app I did app who U DID A POO
I Lick poo for a living... You?
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my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
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Why did the cow say moo..
Because he had to go poo
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
