Poo jokes
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Snort poo poo.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
What’s the opposite of poo?
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
I poo 11 times a day.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
PP in the poo poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.