Poo

Poo Jokes

today I told my Sis knock knock and she said who’s there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who

There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo

You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....

my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha

me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it

It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...