Poo jokes
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Snort poo poo.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
I lick poo for a living... You?
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.