Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
DEJA - POO
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Snort poo poo.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
roses are red violets are blue she is hot but you're as ugly as poo
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
why did the chicken cross the road? to poo in the toilet
Knock knock who’s there I did app I did app who U DID A POO
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
I lick poo for a living... You?
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream because he got hit by a truck
knock knock. whos there? Europe. Europe who? no im not a poo your a poo.
Why did the cow say moo..
Because he had to go poo
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
