Why did piglet go to the bathroom? To search for Poo
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.
today I told my Sis knock knock and she said who’s there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....
what do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo? Yung flung dung
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
I Lick poo for a living... You?
Knock it out you poo-a-loo go get your loo.
Why did the cow say moo..
Because he had to go poo
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What did the poo say to the fart: You blow me away
Knock knock Who's there Ididap Ididapwho That's the joke u did a poo
pp in the poo poo
NASA is. Big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀
I poo 11 times a day.
SORRY TO HEAR YOU FEEL LIKE POO!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?
Knock knock Who’s there ? Anita Anita who ? Anita poo let me in