Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Unexpected Ball Licking
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. So, basically, this dude thinks he's gettin' some action when this lady asks to lick his balls. Turns out, she thought he was talkin' about baseballs the whole time! *Explain bear* bets you would have thought it was about the other kind of balls, wouldn't ya?