10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.
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What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose? ...Full !
What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No-body nose.
How do you say nose in Spanish?
hmm.... No se.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
what did the nose say to the finger
stop picking me
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
