Nose jokes
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.
To not be outdone, the blond retorts:
"That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.