Number

Kit-Kat

10 Fun Facts

  1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
  2. You can’t count your hair.
  3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
  4. You just tried number 3.
  5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
  6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
  7. You skipped number 5.
  8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
  9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

Man

Anonymous

What do you call a man with no Body and no nose

Nobody nose

Spanish

Jeremy Shafer

How do you say nose in Spanish?

Hmm… No se.

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.

Man

Anonymous

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

Puns

The_Gaster_Blaster

What do you call a person with no body and no nose “no body nose”

Number

Timber

1.You can´t wash you´re eyes with soap
2.You can´t count you´re hair 3.You can´t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps

Human

OOF

why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of

Find

Someone

What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger

Fat

Great Britan

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

Puns

Anonymous

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

Common

I'm not funny

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.

Man

what_is_life

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

No-body nose.

Spanish

Jeremy Shafer

How do you say nose in Spanish?

hmm… No se.

Cross

odindwt231

Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose

America

JokesHeckYa

How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

Ear

Like shomphe

What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears

Uncle

Anonymous

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

Puns

Matthew

what do you call a man with no body and do nose?

No Body Knows No body nose

Puns

Just_Fae

What do you call someone with no body and no nose. Nobody knows.

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