What do you call a man with no Body and no nose

Nobody nose

10 Fun Facts

  1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
  2. You can’t count your hair.
  3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
  4. You just tried number 3.
  5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
  6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
  7. You skipped number 5.
  8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
  9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.

How do you say nose in Spanish?

Hmm… No se.

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears

How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

what do you call a man with no body and do nose?

No Body Knows No body nose

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

No-body nose.

What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger

How do you say nose in Spanish?

hmm… No se.

My mama always told me, don’t pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I’m a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

what do you say to a pig with no nose? you have n’ought a snout!

I’m a clown… And everyone nose.

Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!

Nobody nose how bad you smell

Loading...