What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.

What do you call a man with no Body and no nose

Nobody nose

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

10 Fun Facts

  1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
  2. You can’t count your hair.
  3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
  4. You just tried number 3.
  5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
  6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
  7. You skipped number 5.
  8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
  9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.

Nobody nose how bad you smell

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears

How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

what do you call a man with no body and do nose?

No Body Knows No body nose

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

No-body nose.

what do you say to a pig with no nose? you have n’ought a snout!

My mama always told me, don’t pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I’m a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: “Oops, I got your nose!”

Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose

Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”

“A broken nose…”

What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall

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