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What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.

What do you call a man with no Body and no nose

Nobody nose

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

what do you call a man with no body and no nose?

No Body Knows No body nose

My mama always told me, don’t pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I’m a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

what do you call a man with no body and do nose?

No Body Knows No body nose

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

No-body nose.

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: “Oops, I got your nose!”

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose

A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower

What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears

How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

what do you say to a pig with no nose? you have n’ought a snout!

Nobody nose how bad you smell

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.

Worst joke ever.

Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam

Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show

He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare

Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept

Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it

Died with his boots on because he didn’t want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket