Nose Jokes

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Kit-Kat

10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

Ear

Like shomphe

What do you call a animal with 3 eyes 2 mouth 6 noses and 4 ears

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Sister

random person

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.... The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.

*Principal:* What is 3+3?

*Boy:* 6.

*Principal:* 6+6.

*Boy:* 12.

The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

*Madam:* What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

*Boy:* Legs.

*Madam:* What is in your trousers that I don't have?

*Boy:* Pockets.

*Madam:* What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

*Boy:* Coconut.

*Madam:* What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge

*Boy:* Bubble gum.

*Madam:* You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

*Boy:* Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*

*Madam:* A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

*Boy:* Wedding ring.

*Madam:* I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

*Boy:* Nose.

*Madam:* I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

*Boy:* Arrow.

*Principal:* O MY GOD.

*Madam:* What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?

*Boy:* Fork.

*Madam:* What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

*Boy:* Surname.

*Principal:* Ohooo !

*Madam:* What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

*Boy:* Heart.

*Principal:* Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!"

Cross

odindwt231

Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose

Spanish

Jeremy Shafer

How do you say nose in Spanish?

hmm.... No se.

Anti

I'm not funny

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.

Puns

knip knop knoop

what do you say to a pig with no nose? you have n'ought a snout!

Orphan

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan A nose gets picked more

Straight

Wickerlynn

Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.

Body

Randomizer

Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot

Potter

OOF

why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of

Body

vihaanpro

what did the nose say to the finger

stop picking me

Puns

The_Gaster_Blaster

What do you call a person with no body and no nose "no body nose"

Puns

Just_Fae

What do you call someone with no body and no nose. Nobody knows.

Prostitution

GPF

What do you call a whore with a runny nose? ...Full !

Smell

Anonymous

Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!

Ghost

Someone

What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger

Anti

I'm not funny

Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.

Leper

Jesus

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

Cut

Anonymous

Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam

Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show

He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare

Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept

Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it

Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket