Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Poopies in my undies.
why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
