Hygiene jokes
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Wanna know why your pussy reminds me of a garbage bag?
Because you fill it, stretch it out, and let it stink for weeks.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.