Lb jokes

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.

According to the pole 💈.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

Labor party.

Levi

LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).

Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.

Wade likes Luiz!