Lb jokes

I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."

Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.

According to the pole 💈.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

A: The size of balls they play with.