What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
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My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.