Whats white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
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My mom said don't fuck whores.
So i kicked my step sis out the house.
What the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
When does a kid become a Orphan?
When the parents leave.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has 'No Body' to go with!
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed