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Whats white and sticky?

Toothpaste.

My mom said don't fuck whores.

So i kicked my step sis out the house.

What the worst thing that can happen to schools?

Quiet kids.

When does a kid become a Orphan?

When the parents leave.

Teahcer: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.

Student: which end?

Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?

Because he has 'No Body' to go with!

Why cant dwarf be depressed?

Because they are compressed