Whats white and sticky?
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So i kicked my step sis out the house.
What the worst thing that can happen to schools?
When does a kid become a Orphan?
When the parents leave.
Teahcer: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.
Student: which end?
Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has 'No Body' to go with!
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed