History jokes
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Memes
she not walking for days
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
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What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.