History jokes
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
The Austrian flag simply explained!
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.