Lost in the Desert

And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"

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Explain Bear

Okay, so like, Moses and the Israelites wandered in the desert for 40 years, right? Like you in life. Moses was too stubborn to ask for directions. Get it? Women always know best, even back then, unlike you.

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