@ Kobe the person under my joke ur hairline is so bad that kobe Bryant could of lived if he landed the helicopter on ur forehead
Ur mom
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
( the plane ) we can’t go over it we can’t go under it oh no we have to go through it
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
Hi I’m joe
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers they went through 10 stories in 10 seconds
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure." That's a horrible thing to find out when your adopted.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five it left him hanging
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
Avocado. Avocado DEEZ NUTS!
What’s kid amog us? Sugoma DIK!
Why can't an orphan have an Ipad?
They can't find the home button.
Why don’t orphans play poker? Cuz they don’t know what a full house is
What do you call an gay Megalodon
Magalogay
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator