Titanic Captain's Dumb Mistake

If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.

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Listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is that the Titanic captain was super dumb. Like, instead of, ya know, steering the boat away from the giant ice cube, he'd try to EAT it. Get it? Eating icebergs bad. Avoiding icebergs good. You probably thought the iceberg was a fancy dessert, huh?

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