History jokes
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!