How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
History Jokes
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
