History jokes

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?

A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.

Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!

Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

Did you know the Titanic sank in water?

Titanic 1, Africa 0.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.