History jokes

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

My friend is blind.

So he always says he cannot Nazi.

Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.

Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.

Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?

Random person: I don't know.

No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!

Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.

You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

WJE officially a gone memory.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?

Because they wanted something plain.