History jokes
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Memes
Tonights gonna be a good good night
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
When you fail art school.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀