History jokes
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.