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How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!

back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said “Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive”

If you don’t get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don’t get it, then you are dumb

We were talking about ancient ruins last week so I said they can ruin your day!!!😁🤣