Ancient Jokes

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt

Why can't all things learn about ancient Egypt because they don't know what a mummy is

Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt, they don't know what mummies are

You could say ancient egyptians and JDM car fans are alike- They both worship Datsun.

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.

Why can’t orphan learn about the ancient times because they don’t know what a mummy is

Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt- they don't know what mummies are

Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is

How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!

We were talking about ancient ruins last week so I said they can ruin your day!!!😁🤣

back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb