Ancient Jokes

Orphan

Anonymous
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Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Puns

Anonymous
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How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Orphan

Joker;)989
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Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

Michael Jackson

Anonymous
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Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt

Orphan

Anonymous
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Why can't all things learn about ancient Egypt because they don't know what a mummy is

Orphan

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Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt, they don't know what mummies are

Car

Anonymous
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You could say ancient egyptians and JDM car fans are alike- They both worship Datsun.

Puns

Anonymous
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You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.

Orphan

Anonymous
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Why can’t orphan learn about the ancient times because they don’t know what a mummy is

Orphan

LOL
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Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt- they don't know what mummies are

Movie

Allan C.
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Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

Orphan

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Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is

Crime

The Honorable Punjab
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How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!

Make

Anonymous
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We were talking about ancient ruins last week so I said they can ruin your day!!!😁🤣

Greek

ME
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back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb