Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
Why do orphans get confused what ancient Egypt because he won’t know what a mummy is
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt- they don't know what mummies are
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
what do you get when the queen fart a noble gas... what do you get when a dino farts a blast from the past.. why are ninja farts so dangerous they are silent but deadly L O L S
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How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week so I said they can ruin your day!!!😁🤣
